1.Do you like having your picture taken? As long as I dont ever have to see the picture, sure.
2.Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non? Hah!
3.If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? Orbit. because I dare you to find a better answer.
4.Who would you take with you on this little adventure? Prolly no one.
5.What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? Dissent
6.Would you ever do that? Sure.
7.Have you ever done crossword puzzles? sha.
8.Ever actually completed one? yes. hasnt everyone?
9.Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. ". . . then to see you, in my bed, submitting to any infamous whim I may devise, to any act which I'll perform for the sole purpose of watching your dishonor. . ."
10.Do the same with a lyric from either a cd or the radio.
"The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said "hey man, we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay."
11.Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? i wouldn't dream of it (har har). I'd have to commit myself if i did that.
12.Would you put up posters in your room? only art posters. putting random people on my wall has never really appealed to me.
13.Can you sing? sometimes. sometimes i just howl at the moon tho.
14.Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks? all the freaking time. ever had "A Little Less Conversation" stuck in your head for 4 days? ugh.
15.What's your favorite color of post-it note? ummm.. post-it-note yellow?
16.How many cassette tapes do you own? haha
17.How many cd's do you own? i have purchased three cds. yes. i own only three cds *shifty eyes*
18.Ever bought a cd for just one song? define "bought"
19.What would your perfect day consist of? A perfect day must consist of 4 things. Great sex, great food, a lot of laughing, and intelligent conversation. (how's that for straightforward?)
20.Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line? There are other ways to get off the phone?
21.Have you ever written a survey? As in written the questions? No, i'm not that much of a loser (yet!)
22.How about a song? it lived in my head for about 5 minutes, then i saw something shiny and forgot what it was.
23.Or maybe a poem? They're posted on this f'in website. sheesh.
24.Is your vcr flashing 12:00 all the time? No, because i'm not retarded.
25.Do you read your horoscope? no. but someone sued NASA for throwing the universe out of alignment and messing up their horoscope. (true story!)
26.If so, do you base your day on it? -----
27.Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? That's rather situational. Nothing turns on the ladies like gargling mouthwash in the middle of class... ah, minty fresh.
28.Do you floss? only my teeth.
29.Are you addicted to napster like me? Bitcomet and Livewire (professional) give me my fix, thank you.
30.How many times a year about are you sick? 0-3
31.Ever been in an airplane? only a prop plane. (propeller, not movie prop.. duh)
32.If so where were you flying to? I have no freaking clue.
33.What radio station to you listen to most? radio? asshole.
34.What color are your shoes? It's 4 am. do you really think i am wearing shoes? (they're black btw)
35.Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? Yes, but he had cancer.
36.Do you know how to play dominos? *poke*
37.Or do you think I just mean pizza by that? you're retarded.
38.Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind? Sausage + Mushroom + Onion + Extra cheese = heaven. Oh yeah, and woodchuck. but not on the pizza. that'd be odd.
39.What color are your eyes? grey/hazel/green sunburst thingy
40.How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? i may be OCD, but i dont count surveys.
41.Describe your bedroom, include all details. heh.
42.Name one person your life is made better by. Uncle Sam. no, really.
43.Would you or have you ever shaven your head? Dont tempt me.
44.How about someone else's? uhh sure why not.
45.Can you do math with ease? Easier than most.
46.What size is your computer screen? 19" 1600x1200 desktop reso.
47.If you could only talk to one person online who would that be? Hrm.. Johnny I guess.
48.Name your favorite type of music and why. Anything that doesnt suck. Because everything else sucks. duh.
49.Are you a vegetarian? Just bring me the cow! i'll eat what i want and ride the rest home!
50.How about an aspiring actor/actress? no. but i do a mean john wayne impression, partner.
51.What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance? wow. That's actually a good question. I'd prolly say Ben Franklin. But Hitler is a close second.
52.Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors? The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Ace Ventura 2, pretty much any comedy i have seen at least thrice.
53.Name one your passions in life. Living. But since that's a gay answer, i'll say learning.
54.What's your least favorite time of day? morning.
55.Who's your favorite member in a band, singer, guiter, bass, drummer, and why? I dont know what you are trying to ask.
56.Do you use hairspray or gel? Not at the moment. Depends on my haircut.
57.Describe your favorite meal. I dont have a favorite, actually. I'm pretty easy to please.
58.What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you even understand how color and vision work?
59.Ever listen to classical music? Bach in the day I listened to Wagner. Hah, i'm so not funny.
60.Have you ever said lol in real life without thinking about it? no. but i have tried to type it on an imaginary keyboard.
61.Do you find you use internet language when writing notes irl? It's called shorthand your scrotal wrinkle.
62.What songs would be on your ideal cd? (unlimited). I'm not even gonna go there.
63.Say one thing you've learned today. People with only one hand can hit a mean softball.
64.What is the best present you've ever given someone else? I dunno.
65.What is the best present someone else has ever given to you? Their time. What can I say, I'm easy.
66.So hey, what's your full name? as far as random people on the internet are concerned my name in Dominare.
67.Describe yourself while drunk. Hyper, talkative, romantic.
68.How big are the windows in your house? Uhh.. average?
69.Do you wear a watch? Usually.
70.What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else? Not sure what would be kinkiest. but they were prolly bleeding afterwards.
71.What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated? 9 months
72.How many mirrors do you have? there are two in my apartment.
73.Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on. "His life was complete."
74.Have you ever sailed? no, but i want to.
75.How fast can you run? Pretty fast, just not for long.
76.What do you believe in? Reality. What a boring answer.
77.How long does it take you to get ready to go out? between 4 seconds and 45 minutes. Depending on how jacked up i am before starting getting ready and where i am going.
78.Do you shower daily? If not how often? Yessir.
79.What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so? I would have enough money to live comfortably while in college without having to depend on anyone else.
80.Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it. The ability to know what someone actually means when they say something.
81.Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? Depends on what you are using them for.
82.Name something you've done in the last 24hrs no matter how big or small. I ate a cookie. and it was a good cookie. a cinammon raison cookie.
83.Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, rings? Earrings are about it.
84.What colors are you wearing right now? Uhh every color on my person is brown, silver, black, blue, grey, green, and yellow. I'll let you sort out the details.
85.How often do you change the sheets on your bed? when a bloodhound would follow my sheets instead of me.
86.Have you ever gotten lost? If so explain. Yes, but I found myself.
87.What's on your computer desk? you're not getting a full inventory.
88.How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment? 5 folders. But i bet your dull crayon self meant icons. In that case, I have 28
89.When your talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? no
90.Which landmark would you climb if you could? Niagra Falls... o.O
91.Do you own or have you read, or thought of reading any self-help books? no.
92.Ever seriously questioned your sanity? Once or twice during finals. (java java java)
93.Can you breakdance? I break when i dance
94.What's in your fridge right now? fried chicken, mountain dew, stale wine, and condements.
95.How many people do you live with? me + 1
96.Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area? erm. maybe. *twitch*
97.What is the strangest thing you've ever done? Wow, I dont know. People think I'm strange all the time.
98.Name an instrument you've never played but would like to. I'd give someone elses firstborn son to be able to play cello.
99.Have you ever been on tv or the radio? I used a tv as a stool once.
100.What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you? I dunno. It's hard to think of absolutes.
101.Are you a fast typer? on a good day i type 70 words/minute with 99% accuracy. on a bad day i make more typos than a paraplegic typing with a chopstick taped on his nose.
102.How high have you counted before getting bored? uhm. like 3.
103.Describe how you sleep. (ie. your position and/or how you fall asleep) Changes every night.
104.Are you straight, bi, gay? skraight
105.Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so what? I think the most things I have ever done at once while on the computer is talk on the phone, watch tv, listen to music, and do homwork all at once. You call it ADD, i call it multitasking.
106.What is the most expensive item you own? My computer. only because i dont technically own my car.
107.How about the least expensive? there's a penny on the floor near me.
108.What's your favorite card game to play? hrm.. most any form of poker.
109.What do you do online? Chat, play games, read. learn useless things. whatever tickles my current fancy
110.Name some stores you've bought clothes in before. no.
111.Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one? No. However I got a handout that involved differential equations once that melted my brain for a week.
112.Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so which one? No, because I'm not an idiot.
113.Do people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs? Yeah.
114.Are you easily influenced by other people, or currant trends? sometimes.
115.What makes you unique in your own opinion? The fact that i'm the only one of me. What'd you expect me to say?
116.Name your worst quality. I have crazy social anxiety.
117.Name your best. I'm intelligent.
118.What would you like to do with your life? Live it.
119.Do you blowdry your hair? good god no
120.How many clocks are in your house? 2 actual clocks.
121.Are they all set on the same time? My clock, my watch, my computer, and my cell phone are all set to the same time.
122.Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the actual time? yes, but not currently
123.What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning? how much i want to stay in bed.
124.Which browser do you use? Firefox.
125.Do you bite your nails? constantly
126.Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf? I'm not sure what you mean.
127.Ever been to a farm? yep. emu farms are the coolest.
128.Tell me about your dream last night. I dont remember dreams usually.
129.Ever seen a shooting star? no.
130.Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone. My name is steven. (you didnt say it had to be true.)
131.Do your days fly by or seem to last forever? Lately one day lasts forever.
132.Have you ever stayed in a fancy high class rich hotel? you're joking, right?
133.Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? haha no. However, if i had've known where any were i prolly would have.
134.What in your opinion is the best advertising slogan out there? Just Do It. best slogan ever.
135.When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians, will you be on the list to go? If I am single, prolly.
136.How are you feeling right now? sick of this damn quiz. jesus.
137.Have you ever written anything on your skin? yuh
138.If so what? random stuff. I usually draw on myself more than write
139.Which website do you frequent most often? gmail.com totse.com
140.What color is most of your clothes? black
141.Do you own any plants? i had a cactus once. his name was larry. i talked to him when i was lonely. just kidding. his name was bob.
142.Are things as bad as they seem? not usually.
143.Descibe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you. I dunno. people dont usually do exceptionally nice things for me.
144.Ever looked directly at the sun? i've been known to give it a passing glance.
145.Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse? si.
146.What's your favorite cereal? that one stuff that has the raisins dates and nuts.
147.Who do you miss? if i answer taht i know about 10 people who will want to hit me.
148.Name something you just can't forget no matter how hard you try. no
149.Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal. haha. when i was like 10 i made my best friend bleed from his ear with a left hook... he started it.
150.Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before. o.O dejavu


wow. that's an hour of my life i'll never get back.